I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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