How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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