Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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