its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I love you.
Bad choice
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