Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Everyone says I win the strip club
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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