Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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