He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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