escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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