A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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