just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.