and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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