Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I puked off the balcony.
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night