just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!