problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.