she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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