you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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