I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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