Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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