Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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