How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
someone owes me an orgasm
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
nutella sex= disaster
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So vagazzling was a success
COCAINE IS GR8
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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