Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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