I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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