i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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