Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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