I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
This is classic penis vs brain.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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