i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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