he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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