Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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