You're so nebulous sometimes
I understand Curling. That high.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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