That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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