allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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