Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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