i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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