its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
what day is it and did you see me today?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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