You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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