im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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