i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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