If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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