I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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