we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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