so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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