There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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