All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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