I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
where are my eyebrows?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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