What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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