Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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