he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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