If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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