It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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