does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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