I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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