You can't special order awesome
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
