when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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