If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just googled if crying burns calories
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.