ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.