I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type