That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
In other news, I just burned my penis
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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