Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.