his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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