Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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