And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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