'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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