Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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